This week's celebrity birthdays include a nonagenarian acting legend, a ripped-AF Hollywood hunk and a man famous for his giant floppy tool.
Scroll on to find out which famous faces will be having a blow on some candles this week!
Monday, October 12
Wolverine actor Hugh Jackman (52), Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson (28), the eternally #Disappointed Les Dennis (67), shameless actor David Threlfall (67), newsreading legend Angela Rippon (76), TV cleaner Aggie MacKenzie (65)
Tuesday, October 13
Master of disguise Sacha Baron Cohen (49), dancing pro Kevin Clifton (38), BGT-OG Paul Potts (50), saucy minx Edwina Currie (74), BTS member Jimin (25), The X-Files creator Chris Carter (63)
Wednesday, October 14
Poxy Cohen aka Lesley Joseph (75), the very-thespy Ben Whishaw (40), the enduring Cliff Richard (80), bloody bloke Steve Coogan (55), All Saints hun Shaznay Lewis (45), not Shobna Gulati - it's Shona McGarty (29), Doctor Who assistant Katy Manning (74), journalist Carole Malone (66), r'n'b ledge Usher (42)
Thursday, October 15
Trump-lover Dominic West (51), the perfectly-pedicured Sarah Ferguson (61), comedian Russell Kane (45)
Friday, October 16
Living legend Dame Angela Lansbury (95), big mother Davina McCall (53), X Factor's Shayne Ward (36), original Big Brother champ Craig Phillips (49), singer-songwriter John Mayer (43)
Saturday, October 17
The absolute worst witch Felicity Jones (37), Sherlock maestro Mark Gatiss (54), spoon-licker Gregg Wallace (56), sofa-squatter Scarlett Moffatt (30), Sky News journo Sophy Ridge (36), Glastonbury overlord Michael Eavis (85), rapper Eminem (48), even-rappier rapper Wyclef Jean (51)
Sunday, October 18
Overweight actor Zac Efron (33), loquacious producer Chuck Lorre (68), the forever-regal Toby Regbo (29), children's entertainer Timmy Mallett (65), musician Ne-Yo (41), OnlyFans tease Tyler Posey (29)
